She’s back!!

I attended a Bikram Yoga class tonight for the first time in over a YEAR. The blaring heat, my being horribly out of shape and my vertigo weren’t as bad as I had anticipated (not that they were a picnic). My bum ear, however, was a different story.

I could have sworn that the teacher said, “Raise your arms over your heads, blah blah blah and…carmelized onions!” “Alrighty then, I will do my best.”

*Falls into carmelized-onions-atop-a-burger posture*