Seaweed soup and a music joke

I just love eclectic, mish-mash topics. It’s how my brain works.

Homemade miso soup with wakame seaweed and carrots. And blueberries. Breakfast of champions!!

Homemade miso soup with wakame seaweed and carrots. And blueberries. Breakfast of champions!!

Yum, yum, yum! Don’t think I’m supposed to be eating soy but so far, it’s going over just fine.

And now for a music joke. It was passed along through several people so I don’t know whom to credit. It’s really clever. Enjoy.

┬áC, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, “Excuse me; I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.” E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.